its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I am available for nakedness
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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