Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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