so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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