bring money and cleavage
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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