so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
