no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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