Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
How does it feel to date your dad?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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