My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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