I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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