so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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