it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
