I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I cockslap morals
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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