I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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