one two three fourrrrnication!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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