i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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