This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
