i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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