Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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