..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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