Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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