Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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