We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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