I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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