Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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