come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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