another moral hangover. fuck.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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