It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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