oh god the rape fog is back!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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