Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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