Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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