It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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