I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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