I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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