Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
