He is like the real live version of the state fair..
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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