My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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