Need sex. Gaining weight.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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