so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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