I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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