I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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