I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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