we have pet lesbian snakes
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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