whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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