He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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