she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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