I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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