I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
too bad you live with your parents still
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Randomize
