just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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