playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
