White coat. Heels.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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